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| Not wearing a hat for style points, just in dire need of a hair cut. Click on the picture to email me. |
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"Why compound ignorance with inaudibility. Why run and hide." E.B. White on his former teacher William Strunk Jr.'s advice that if you didn't know how to pronounce a word to say it loud.
The title ‘greatest novel ever written’ may be a small stretch but it is a damn fine read, moving along the continuum of sublimely funny to just plain wonderful. Probably the best bathroom reading novel since the invention the novel and the bathroom.
And with that caveat – Welcome!. . . thanks for stopping by, take your time there is a lot here and there are gems, pure gems, everywhere! And more to come. The purpose of this site is to not only highlight all the sublime and wonderful aspects of my book, and to give insight into its creation, but to educate the reader on the tragic state of the publishing industry and the truly pernicious and villainous practices and processes that goes on in getting a book from writer to the reader. Below is a short description of each of the pages on this site. Learn more about the book and about me, read reviews, get contact information, view photos of me and book release parties so startling fun you will be startled, link to the places to buy the book and official merchandise, download (FREE) a pdf of an alternate ending I wrote (**Coming Soon**), find out how to become an official groupie, or just surf around at your leisure.
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BUY THE BOOK! Support my wife's 'Shiny Bauble Fund'. Available on Amazon.com, Booksurge.com, and Alibris.com. |
About the Book will give you background and insight into the books creation. Download the **FREE** pdf of the alternate ending (coming soon). See the titles of forthcoming Poison Pen sequels! Sign the Guestbook!
Reviews will give you all the wondrous REVIEWS of the book so far.
About the Author is a luminous and enlightening look in Q&A form at the Grand Vizer of the boarding school and teen sedition genres. That is, me.
Propaganda features several pieces that outline why the current state of the publishing industry in the United States is a tragedy and how simply archaic business practices and process constitute a form of tyranny against free markets and creativity.
Store will provide links to Amazon.com for convenient book buying and where Official and indespensible Poison Pen tshirts and posters can be purchased.
Gallery features my commentary on the current state of author photos (scandalously awful) and numerous photos of the author cavorting through life as well as coverage of the various Release Parties happening across the country.
Favorite Things & Links features my favorite books, music, movies and links to useful and wonderful things.
Groupies This section will delineate the criteria (there really are none, though the undead are strictly banned, and there are no fees) to be an Official Groupie. **Tshirts are not mandatory for Groupies but highly encouraged** |
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| The alternate colored cover |
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